Saturday, September 4, 2010

Washington.

Crazy Washington fact: No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

Yeah, take that sickies!

South Carolina.

Crazy South Carolina Law(s[unday]) : Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.
No work may be done on Sunday.
Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
and my favorite
,
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

SUNDAY, SUNDAY...SUNDAY!

Nevada.

Crazy Nevada Law: It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

Those Nevada people love dem pups...


*America Bonus*
Fact: Nevada borders Oregon and Idaho to the north, Utah to the east, Arizona to the southeast, and California to the west. It is the seventh largest of the 50 states.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Michigan.


Michigan Fact: Michigan was the first state to guarantee every child the right to tax-paid high school education.

Well, thank you then.

Iowa.

Crazy Iowa Law: A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

hahahahahaha.

Idaho.

Idaho Fact: Idaho's state fruit is the Huckleberry, our state vegatable is, of course, the potato

I love me some potatoes...

Alaska.

Crazy Alaska Law: While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

although, if you're willing to DIE for that photo, I'd say just go for it.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

*Canada Bonus: British Columbia

Whether you prefer the lights and sounds of city life, or enjoy a quiet outdoor adventure away from it all. British Columbia is calling to you.

I've been there...pretty neat. For Canada :P

*Canada Bonus: Alberta

Montana is the only state that borders Alberta.

That's really the best I could do.

Virginia.

Crazy Virginia law: Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

You crazy rebels, you.

Texas.

Crazy Texas laws (they get two because everything's bigger in Texas): When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to sell one's eye.

I got nothing.

Tennessee..

Crazy Tennessee law: More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

experience?

Ohio.


Crazy Ohio law: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Now you know when to break the laws!

New Jersey.

Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Redman, Das EFX, Naughty by Nature, Sugar Hill Gang, Lords of the Underground, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Shaq, Judy Blume, Arron Burr, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Frank Sinatra, Grover Cleveland, all New Jersey natives.

Florida.


Crazy Florida law: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Apparently elephants are a common enough mode of transportation that this law had to be made? That's what I get from it.